Saturday, June 30, 2007

Wednesday, June 27, 2007

I would divide atheists in non-theists and absentheists


“Non” as in “non-existent” for those who do not want to answer the god-question and “absent” as in "not here, not now" for those who do answer the god-question.





Tuesday, June 26, 2007

I am not an atheist


I rather call myself a non-theist. Calling myself an atheist would imply that the choice of believing or not is part of my system. Since I find the whole god concept too primitive to consider I do not even want to lower myself to that question. Call it haughtiness or whatever you want, but it is not, I am just years ahead of you and yours.




Monday, June 25, 2007

Thank god!


... I'm an atheist.




Tuesday, June 19, 2007

Sunday, June 17, 2007

Renaming "self-hating"


I suggest we call it "vicarious-truly-ashamed".




Monday, June 11, 2007

Decoding god (or how "god" equals "prozac")


(a=1, b=2, c=3 etc.)

god=7.15.4
7x15x4=420
4+2+0=6
god=6

prozac=16.18+15.26+1.3
288+390+3=681
6+8+1=15
1+5=6
prozac=6

god = 6 = prozac

god = prozac




Sunday, June 10, 2007

Holy shit

(multiple-choice)

"As long as you cannot proof the nonexistence of ........ I will stay a believer."

A) gnomes
B) dragons
C) god
D) hobbits
E) the tooth fairy





Saturday, June 02, 2007

Willy Will (donor codicil)


Besides my organs that I donate for transplantation after my passing, I am also including my penis.


(this will ensure me of some fun in the afterlife)





Friday, June 01, 2007

Belittling “the others”


To the believers all others are non-believers (who call themselves rationalists).
To the rationalists all others are irrationalists (who call themselves believers).