Thursday, March 30, 2006

Genesis revised (3)


And God said: “let there be cancer” and God saw that it was good.


Opium for the masses


Why do you choose to believe?

Genesis revised (2)


And God said: “let all religions fight each other” and God saw that it was good.



Wednesday, March 29, 2006

Holy shit


Seven bad years, seven worse years.



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Accident aftermath (12)


Being a burden to my wife and kids
and it hurts.



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Tuesday, March 28, 2006

"What is a virgin?"


I just heard my 9 year old daughter asking her 17 year old brother that question. He answered: “That is somebody who has not been driving a car yet.


Sunday, March 26, 2006

Genesis revised


And God said: “let there be misery” and God saw that it was good.


Godverdomme


...and that's what He did...



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I want my life back!













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Wednesday, March 22, 2006

Six months since my accident.


Throwing up/a party!



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Sunday, March 19, 2006

Accident aftermath (11)


So far, this must be the worst millenium I've ever had.



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Monday, March 13, 2006

Till 120!


A kloleh in disguise.



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Saturday, March 11, 2006

Accident aftermath (10)


My natural waning seems to be in higher gear.



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My Purim disguise:


I'll wear a yarmulke.



Friday, March 10, 2006

I feel happy


Every morning when I wake up
There's just one feeling I feel
I hear the birds and I see the sun
I can't believe it's for real.

I feel so crappy
So very, very crappy
I'm the crappiest monster you'll ever see
There's no one as crappy as me.



Freely rendered from "So Happy" by Sesame Street.



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Tuesday, March 07, 2006

Monday, March 06, 2006

Accident aftermath (9)


My character and intelligence, the once so solid foundations of my existence, are quaking.



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Sunday, March 05, 2006

Raison d'etre


My loved ones

for them
I am

for them
I'll be.

Saturday, March 04, 2006

Accident aftermath (8)


I knew I would have dips, but eight days on a row is a bit too much.



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