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If I'll die now, I can live with it...
Posts
Circumspection:
Once upon a time
Freely rendered lyrics
Circumvision
Vakantievee zomer 2007
Holiday happiness 2008
- Holiday happiness day 01
- Holiday happiness day 02
- Holiday happiness day 03
- Holiday happiness day 04
- Holiday happiness day 05
- Holiday happiness day 06
- Holiday happiness day 07
- Holiday happiness day 08
- Holiday happiness day 09
- Holiday happiness day 10
- Holiday happiness day 11
- Holiday happiness day 12
- Holiday happiness day 13
- Holiday happiness day 14
Holiday 2009
Sudden divorce? Impulsive? Midlife crisis?
Friendship, love and divorce
- Aimer Reveras (sic)
- Another ex-reflex
- At least something we both agree on...
- Attractive
- Buddies for life
- Captain's drift
- Cheer up!
- Convince me (01)
- Convince me (02)
- Convince me (03)
- Desperate diseases ...
- Divorce: victim and wrongdoer (01)
- Divorce: victim and wrongdoer (02)
- Double dark
- Et alors?
- Fledging
- Flown wolf
- For our children sake
- Four months later
- Friendship (01)
- Friendship (02)
- Friendship (03)
- Friendship (04)
- Friendship (05)
- Friendship (06)
- Friendship (07)
- Honest and open as can be
- How to make old friends ...
- I admit
- I want to be desired
- It would have been funny
- It's been enough
- Joined
- Last steps to solitude
- Lost!
- Marriage frostbite
- Melancolia
- Miserably unequal
- My love
- My muse
- No more self-denying
- No wolf no cry
- Objectivistic love
- Oh irony (omen? amen? out?)
- Only victims
- Oubollig rijmpje
- Pals for life
- Partij A veegt zijn reet af met het voorstel
- Point of no return
- Poisoning my name
- Raison d'etre
- Reward for services rendered
- So much for the independent woman
- Soit ...
- Suddenly? Midlife crisis? Impulsive?
- Thank you but no thank you
- The ex-reflex
- The reason I am morose?
- The sacred matrimony
- To my "old friends"
- To whoever feels addressed to
- Too rational?
- Tweede deisel
- Two individuals discussing the situation (001)
- Two individuals discussing the situation (002)
- Two individuals discussing the situation (003)
- Two individuals discussing the situation (004)
- Two individuals discussing the situation (005)
- Vrij en als vrienden
- Watch it that she doesn't take you by the balls!
Future
Holocaust survivors, the second generation
- The second generation (01)
- The second generation (02)
- The second generation (03)
- The second generation (04)
- The second generation (05)
- The second generation (06)
- The second generation (07)
- The second generation (08)
- The second generation (09)
- The second generation (10)
- Holocaust survivors, not
- The second generation (11)
- The second generation (12)
- The second generation (13)
- The second generation (14)
Various
- "Really? You don't look 75!"
- "What is a virgin?"
- "You cannot wear a black shirt, the Nazi's wore that too"
- ?
- _________________
- A good contraceptive (01)
- A good contraceptive (02)
- A good contraceptive (03)
- A joy for the ear and mind
- Alone despite
- Always look on the bright sight...
- And this is really nothing
- André Hazes
- April 1st
- Attractive
- Aufersteh'n
- Befehl ist Befehl
- Belgian breakup?
- Birthday at Yom Kippur
- Body Buddy Buddha
- But daddy!
- But do you really like your b-day present?
- Celebrating birthdays is a social imposed event
- Chop off my right hand
- Clash of civilisations?
- Compassion
- Confident
- Cool Jew
- Do you speak Dutch with your kids at home?
- Eerie father
- Enjoy your time!
- Er is er één jarig, hoera, hoera!
- Ex vigor Fortis est rigor mortis
- Famous last words
- For what is a man...
- Good wish or revenge?
- Green grass
- Happy
- Happy Jew Year !!!
- Heavy thoughts
- Hexcycle
- High-tech Jew
- Há, die pa!
- I am not a non-believer
- I am not fat!
- I am so anti pasta!
- I might not make a good rabbi ...
- I started with nothing!
- I'm King of the Juice !
- In balance and too busy to write
- Interesting test
- Is your glass half full or half empty?
- It is easy to stop smoking
- It's good to be the king!
- Jewish conspiracy
- Joden boos op man bijt hond
- Just call me Ahashverus
- Kids catch 22
- King Circum
- Koop daarom dus Calgonit!
- Last night I went to my first Mensa meeting
- Learning all the time
- Loneliness
- Modesty is our middle name
- Morons I have to live with
- Most...
- Mr.Noble
- My birthday
- My doctor told me:
- My guardian angel is back!
- My next blog
- My next Phase
- My wife has family
- Naches is...
- New Orleans: black looters, white finders
- No joy is bigger
- Nother brother
- Oh well ...
- Ok, ok, I am the father of Anna Nicole Smith's baby!
- One year of blogging
- Online chess
- Orgasm
- Party time
- Peace of mind
- Pope lays wreath on tomb of Ataturk
- Reciproque altruïsme
- Renaming "self-hating"
- Respectable racists
- Rope dancing through life
- Sam and Abe meet in the street
- Saramago's blindness revisited
- Say what?!
- Scam artists from Nigeria and Indonesia
- Screw the unions
- Selichot (to my kids)
- Sexual education
- Shakespeare revised
- Shylock Holmes
- Since I found out about my high IQ
- So sad
- So whist my silent dreams...
- So whist my silent screams...
- So, you want to work for me?
- Sometimes I’m really funny...
- Soooo..... you are my daughter's boyfriend?
- Spinoza revised
- Startling new intelligence estimate that Tehran isn't working on a bomb
- That's all folks
- The dark forces of Mordor have gathered
- The Emperor's clothes
- The emperor's clothes
- The essential Circumspection
- The healing power of precious stones
- They give 25 years guarantee on my bank!
- Tradition !!!
- United Nothings
- Utopia
- Vegetating Methusalahs
- VP candidate of US Nazi Party dies in car accident
- Waarom schrijf je in het Engels?
- Weapons of mass destruction threat
- What is the most important book for jews?
- Why do I blog?
- Why do you fight with your brother?
- Willy Will (donor codicil)
- With an IQ like mine I know a lot
- You don't have to buy me a big present...
- You only have one brother!
- You've got to see it all as a game
- Zoals het klokje thuis tikt ...
Self-awareness
Nostalgia
Happiness
Accident aftermath
- Happy B-day Circum!
- Things can't get worse...
- I rather complain
- The essence of life
- Lethargical
- Moody Moose blues
- Putrefied pride
- I have a dream...
- Nostalgia
- Resigning (01)
- Resigning (02)
- Stop wailing you whiner
- Variation
- Hurray
- The theory of General Relativity revised
- Time flies
- My shrunken world
- Like night and day
- To you, my dear friends
- Changing to daylight-saving time in hospital
- Half time
- Sick call
- Running competition at hospital
- Big yawn
- :-(
- The great pretender
- St.Doctor
- Imagine
- Silly me
- Strange
- No really?
- Relax, you're in good hands
- Zo vader, zo zoon
- Mind you
- Right
- Sleeping beauty
- It's all in the mind
- Non-suggestive multiple choice mental test
- Rise and shine
- How do you feel?
- Are you depressed?
- No I'm not depressed
- The end of my future as I knew it?
- Paradoxical pride diet
- Agnostical anger
- Freedom of choice
- Closing down my business
- Circumspectly pragmatic
- Just another relaxing bladder test
- Cathartic crisis
- Let's play hospital!
- Chutzpa
- Limbo! (or: How low can you go?)
- Finally good hand-job
- Dr.Chacham proudly proclaims:
- It's not that eesy
- Circumspection or Circumvention?
- Complacent on inner balance
- Healing (01)
- Healing (02)
- AXA insurances, highly recommended
- I am not disappointed in people
- This is NOTHING!! (01)
- A necrophilic gang bang
- PROVIDIS insurances, highly recommended
- This is NOTHING!! (02)
- Second opinion
- Eureka
- Libidon't
- Accident aftermath (01)
- Accident aftermath (02)
- Accident aftermath (03)
- Weltrusten en gezond weer op
- Accident aftermath (04)
- Accident aftermath (05)
- Accident aftermath (06)
- Accident aftermath (07)
- Life sucks and then you die
- Accident aftermath (08)
- Accident aftermath (09)
- I feel happy
- Accident aftermath (10)
- Till 120!
- Accident aftermath (11)
- Six months since my accident
- I want my life back!
- Godverdomme
- Accident aftermath (12)
- Holy shit
- Accident aftermath (13)
- Fortis Bank highly recommended
- Thank God I'm an atheist!
- Smarties
- Wise men say...
- Uber-chacham
- Doctors can do so much these days!
- Have you become more aggressive since your accident?
- Dr.Schmockotovski
- Poor poor Fortis
- Shit, it happened again!
- No joy is bigger
Misfortune
Moody Moose Blues
- I've had a wonderful time
- Midlife (01)
- Midlife (02)
- Midlife (03)
- Midlife (04)
- Midlife (05)
- Midlife (06)
- Midlife (07)
- Midlife (08)
- Midlife (09)
- Midlife (10)
- Midlife (11)
- Midlife (12)
- Midlife (13)
- Midlife (14)
- Midlife (15)
- Midlife (16)
- Midlife (17)
- Midlife (18)
- Midlife (19)
- Midlife (20)
- Midlife (21)
- Midlife (22)
- Midlife (23)
- Midlife (24)
- Midlife (25)
- Midlife (26)
- Midlife (27)
- Midlife (28)
- Midlife (29)
- Midlife (30)
- Midlife crisis? (been there done that)
"Scientists"
Religion
- "Fair enough but that's why you have to believe."
- 10% tzedakah
- A good Jew is a dead Jew
- Above and beyond criticism?
- Agnosticism is cowardism
- All religions are peaceful
- An orthi, God unworthy (01)
- An orthi, God unworthy (02)
- And god said let there be cancer ...
- And I saw, god is product of man
- Atheists all countries unite!
- Believe it or not
- Believers... (01)
- Believers... (02)
- Belittling “the others”
- Bright and religious (01)
- Bright and religious (02)
- Can't you believe in a god and be quiet about it?
- Chassidim or gnomes?
- Chassidim or gnomes?
- Chosen by God or Allah...
- Clash of civilisations?
- Dai, dai, diddle do, I'm a swindling orthi Jew
- Decoding god (or how "god" equals "prozac")
- Difference?
- Does your god have a sense of humor?
- Escapism
- First thing of being Jewish is about ...
- Genesis revised (01)
- Genesis revised (02)
- Genesis revised (03)
- God does exist!
- God does not exist!
- Gutspah-ponem
- Ha ha ha ha
- Hasidic rock star Matisyahu refuses multi-million dollar offer to sing on sabbath
- Holy hoax!
- Holy shit
- I am not a non-believer...
- I am not an atheist
- I believe in god ...
- I believe in many religions ...
- I believe therefore He is...
- I believe... (01)
- I believe... (02)
- I don’t want to go to shul anymore
- I think, therefore I am ...
- I would divide atheists in non-theists and absentheists
- If I was god, I would say: (01)
- If I was god, I would say: (02)
- In the beginning
- In the name of God
- Is the word "orthi" derogatory?
- It takes balls to be a real jew!
- Jacob, kids and drunks
- Jingoistic Jews...
- Jullie is jodenvolk
- Kablahblah...
- Keeping Pesach 2010
- Lessons of life...
- Lo lishma (01)
- Lo lishma (02)
- Lo lishma (03)
- Lo lishma (04)
- McBible
- Morons born Jewish...
- My Purim disguise (2005)
- My Purim disguise (2006)
- My Purim disguise (2008)
- My Purim disguise (2009)
- Old Jewish Latin saying
- Opium for the masses (01)
- Opium for the masses (02)
- Out of anything for god
- Pitiful believers
- Reinventing God...
- Religion
- Religious by free choice?
- Religious fear of the heterodox (01)
- Religious fear of the heterodox (02)
- Ridiculous hassidic outfit (01)
- Ridiculous hassidic outfit (02)
- Secular bar mitsvah
- Selichot (to my kids)
- Shgatzim...
- Sukkoth 2006
- Sure I believe in god
- Thank God I'm an atheist!
- Thank god!
- The chosen?
- The concept "god" (01)
- The concept "god" (02)
- The concept "god" (03)
- The concept "god" (04)
- The concept "god" (05)
- The concept "god" (06)
- The divine hoax
- The ethical essence of an orthi (01)
- The ethical essence of an orthi (02)
- The flood in C++ by an "Intelligent Designer"
- The good, the bad and the ugly believer
- The Jacob dogma
- The old god is just a fear reflex
- Thou shalt not worship
- Virtual book burning by Hassidim
- Yiddishkeit
- Yom Kippur 2005 (01)
- Yom Kippur 2005 (02)
Reflections for sabbath
- Reflections for sabbath (01)
- Reflections for sabbath (02)
- Reflections for sabbath (03)
- Reflections for sabbath (04)
- Reflections for sabbath (05)
- Reflections for sabbath (06)
- Reflections for sabbath (07)
- Reflections for sabbath (08)
- Reflections for sabbath (09)
- Reflections for sabbath (10)
- Reflections for sabbath (11)
- Reflections for sabbath (12)
- Reflections for sabbath (13)
- Reflections for sabbath (14)
- Reflections for sabbath (15)
Bacon Border
Morality
Parasites
Money
One happy fatalist
Israel
- Explain me Israel and its habitants?
- Israel Soldiers Hurt In Secret Anthrax Experiment (1)
- Israel Soldiers Hurt In Secret Anthrax Experiment (2)
- Israel: a failed experiment
- Jewish colonists... sick to the bone (01)
- Jewish colonists... sick to the bone (02)
- Sad prospects
- The moral bankruptcy of Israel?
- Uber-Israelis
Holocaust related links
Mood reflections (01)
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- Be vewy vewy quiet (001)
- Be vewy vewy quiet (002)
- Be vewy vewy quiet (003)
- Be vewy vewy quiet (004)
- But for the rest I am fine (001)
- But for the rest I am fine (002)
- But for the rest I am fine (003)
- But for the rest I am fine (004)
- But for the rest I am fine (005)
- But for the rest I am fine (006)
- Eye candy (001)
- Eye candy (002)
- Eye candy (003)
- Eye candy (004)
- Eye candy (005)
- Eye candy (006)
- In the eyes of the beholder (001)
- In the eyes of the beholder (002)
- In the eyes of the beholder (003)
- In the eyes of the beholder (004)
- In the eyes of the beholder (005)
- In the eyes of the beholder (006)
- In the eyes of the beholder (007)
- Lord of misrule (001)
- Lord of misrule (002)
- Lord of misrule (003)
- Lord of misrule (004)
- Lord of misrule (005)
- Snowwhite
- That's all Folks!
- Weather forecast (001)
- Weather forecast (002)
- Weather forecast (003)
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Uncut reflections of a Muslim mind
- Arab logic? (01)
- Arab logic? (02)
- Clash of civilisations?
- Declare that we are peaceful or we will kill you!
- Humorous suicide bomber:
- Indignant Muslim reaction to Geert Wilders' movie
- Iran Opens Holocaust Conference
- Iran's nuclear aspirations
- Iran's statement on global warming
- Iran's statement on the Pope's clumsy remark
- Iran's statement on today's air blaze
- Iran's statement on today's earthquake
- KILL KILL KILL !!!!
- Kill the Jews!
- Looney tunes
- Wafa Sultan: an Arab woman with balls
- When Iran does not comply with EU deadline over nuclear issue...
Fortis
- Fortis Bank highly recommended
- Poor poor Fortis
- Ex vigor Fortis est rigor mortis
- No joy is bigger
- Fortis' new name (01)
- Fortis' new name (02)
- Fortis' new name (03)
- Fortis' new name (04)
- Fortis' new name (05)
- Fortis' new name (06)
- Fortis' new name (07)
- The most expensive malicious pleasure I ever had
- They give 25 years guarantee on my bank!
- Bank joke
- Bank prank
- Stank bank
- (postscript) I really do not like Fortis
Significant reading
- "Atlas Shrugged" by Ayn Rand
- "When Nietzsche wept" by Irvin D. Yalom
- "Zomaar een vrijdagmiddag" by Chaja Polak
Quotes
Places of interest
- Albert Einstein
- Atheist alliance
- Ayn Rand Institute
- Baruch Spinoza (Nederlands)
- Dylan Thomas
- Ethical Atheist
- Existentialism Philosophy
- Heretic Hassid
- Jewdas: Radical Voices for the Alternative Diaspora
- Jihad Watch
- JRants
- MEMRI:
Middle East Media Research Institute - Mensa
- Noam Chomsky
- Recipes for Peace
- Richard Dawkins
- Sceptics Annotated Bible
- Secular Humanists
- Shaigetz
- The Atlas sphere
- Urinal Heap
Lyrics
- Bill Campbell "One-sided love affair"
- Carel Vosmaer "Melancolia"
- Claude François "Comme d'habitude"
- Frans Halsema "Voor haar"
- Jacques Brel "Ne me quitte pas"
- Johnny Cash "Jackson"
- King Louis
- Leonard Cohen "Hallelujah"
- Louis Davids "Als je voor een dubbeltje..."
- Louis Davids "Oudje"
- Max Tailleur "Izaak Meyer's wiegelied"
- R.E.M. "Losing my religion"
- The Tee Set "Ma belle amie"
News from the sewer
Big Brother
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- Stank bank
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