AXA insurances, highly recommended

"Dear Mr.Circum,

We at AXA have the pleasure to announce you that the €400 you received till now, we find more then sufficient to cover for your broken bicycle, broken safety helmet, three broken ribs, ripped elbow, medical costs including the ambulance trip from the place of the accident to the hospital, your two-week hospital stay, whiplash, three months loss of income, and all other costs and inconveniences you might have had or might get.

Hoping to be at your service with this,

Sincerely,

Insurance company AXA"

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