Friday, September 29, 2006

I believe...



God can't exist...

period


Tuesday, September 19, 2006

Sunday, September 17, 2006

Declare that we are peaceful or we will kill you!




(Indignant Muslim reaction to Pope's comments that Islam is violent)




Thursday, September 14, 2006

Doctors can do so much these days!


This one retroactively changed my three broken ribs into just one ...




... in his report.






To the next post in the "Accident" sequence.

Sunday, September 10, 2006

Opium for the masses (2)


Aren't all religions paganism to a rational mind?

Saturday, September 09, 2006

Über-chacham


For someone as highly gifted as me it is obvious that the intelligence test, that revealed my high IQ, is rubbish.




To the next post in the "Accident" sequence.

Friday, September 08, 2006

Wise men say...


Dear Mr.Circum,

It is with great pleasure that I inform you that I, in my immeasurable wisdom, have decided that you, while in the hospital recuperating from your accident, were still competent to work for 75%.

Sincerely, The Court's Doctor






To the next post in the "Accident" sequence.

Tuesday, September 05, 2006

Smarties



Dear Mr.Circum,

It is with great pleasure that we inform you that you are not entitled to receive any compensation for your brain injury nor for the loss of your higher cognitive functions that were a result of your head trauma caused by your accident last year. According to the court's psychologist who examined you for 6 hours you are highly gifted, and thus you are still way above average and have nothing to complain.

Sincerely, The Court's Doctor









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Saturday, September 02, 2006

When Iran does not comply with EU deadline over nuclear issue...


Then, then..... the EU will set another deadline!

That'll show them we're serious. Hah!

Friday, September 01, 2006