Wednesday, April 26, 2006

Fortis Bank highly recommended


Fortis:
"Dear Mr.Circum,
We have the pleasure to inform you that referring to art 521.275 sub.456/b §78-15A of our special hidden conditions we hereby end our relationship ... blah ... blah ... blah ... sub 17 article whatever ... blah ... blah ... blah ... emphasizing attachement 38885.98-a of document 89/876/1887 ... blah ... blah ... blah ... in addition, documents ... blah ... blah ... blah ... describing in detail ... blah ... blah ... blah ... appended later to this contract ... blah ... blah ... blah ... fine print in white ink ... blah ... blah ... blah ... therefore we present you our final invoice."


Circum:
"Show me that contract please."

Fortis:
"Dear Mr.Circum,
We really must insist that referring to art 521.275 sub.456/b §78-15A of our special hidden conditions, especially those of ... blah ... blah ... blah ... sub 17 article whatever ... etc. etc. etc. So you must pay!"


Circum:
"Screw you."

Fortis:
"Ok, then you don't have to pay."






To the next post in the "Accident" sequence.

Wednesday, April 19, 2006

Accident aftermath (13)


Tomorrow I'm visiting a dietician for the second time this month.
I've lost already 45 euros.



To the next post in the "Accident" sequence.

Tuesday, April 18, 2006

100% kosher with Pesach


... but not necessarily stopping for a red light.

Friday, April 14, 2006

Iran’s nuclear aspirations


Iran wants to have a nuclear bomb and the USA want to give them one.
I don’t see the problem here.

Saturday, April 01, 2006

Interesting test


Touch the center of the target with your forefinger (mouse won't work) and drag the image to the left or right of your screen.







(If not working, click here.)