Saturday, December 23, 2006

God does exist!


"God does exist."

"God does not exist."

"God does exist."

"God does not exist."

"God does exist."





"Hmmmmm... ok.... let me fetch another flower."






Friday, December 22, 2006

Religion


A socially accepted and overlooked mental illness.





Tuesday, December 19, 2006

How to make the world healthier


Let court doctors run hospitals and nobody has anything anymore.




Thursday, December 14, 2006

Vice Presidential Candidate of the USA Nazi Party dies in car accident


It is with great sorrow and regret that I report to you on the passing of the East Coast Director and Vice Presidential Candidate of the USA National Socialist Movement, Col. "Wild Bill" Hoff on Dec. 8th, 2006 at the age of 71.


Nebbish.





Wednesday, December 13, 2006

Out of anything for god


Dogma of the faithful :
"I suppose it could be argued that if one is doing something out of spite for God, and not merely out of ignorance, it’s a manifestation of desperation or mental illness, and one is therefore not fully responsible."

Dogma of the atheist :
"I suppose it could be argued that if one is doing something out of love for god, and not merely out of ignorance, it’s a manifestation of desperation or mental illness, and one is therefore not fully responsible."

Coordinating theory (?) :
"I suppose it could be argued that if one is doing something out of anything for any god, and not merely out of ignorance, it’s a manifestation of desperation or mental illness, and one is therefore not fully responsible."


(With thanks to "Cipher" in the comments of Shaigetz' blog)




Tuesday, December 12, 2006

The dark forces of Mordor have gathered

Holocaust deniers gather in Iran for 'scientific' conference, visitors include ex-KKK chief and radical rabbis.


It would be funny if it wasn't so sad.






Monday, December 11, 2006

Iran Opens Holocaust Conference

TEHRAN, Iran — Iran on Monday opened a conference on the Holocaust, saying it would not be an attempt to deny the World War II genocide but merely to discuss it in an unrestricted atmosphere.



The following is a summary of President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad's openings speech:


Kill the Jews!






Friday, December 08, 2006

I am not fat!


I just finally fit into my body.





Thursday, December 07, 2006

Wednesday, December 06, 2006

The concept "god" (03)


... a mental hide out from reality.





Tuesday, December 05, 2006