Tuesday, November 01, 2005

The great pretender

Solid medical scientific logical explanation.

They can't find any organic damage, so I must pretend my impairment.

Ergo: I should get out of bed, and walk. So stupid of me, why didn't I think of that myself? {slapping my forehead}

Oh-oh, yes I'm the great pretender
Pretending a damaged brain cell
My gait is such I pretend too much
I'm walking but no one can tell.

Freely rendered from "The great pretender" by The Platters.

To the next post in the "Accident" sequence.

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