Monday, March 26, 2007

Ok, ok, I am the father of Anna Nicole Smith's baby!

I admit, it must have been one of the many maculated letters I sent her.

(Hey! For $70 million I am willing to declare anything.)

Tuesday, March 06, 2007

"You cannot wear a black shirt, the Nazi's wore that."

Circum: "They also wore underwear, so I have to stop wearing that too?"