Friday, December 30, 2005

This is NOTHING!! (2)


"This is NOTHING!!"
Dustin Hoffman as Stanley Motts in Wag the dog.


"This is NOTHING!!"
Circumspection as himself when reading Kafka.





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Thursday, December 29, 2005

Befehl ist Befehl


By limiting ethical choices to “obligated, allowed or prohibited” one renounces personal responsibility for reprehensible behavior.

The ethical essence of an orthi (2)


By limiting ethical choices to “allowed or prohibited” one renounces personal responsibility for reprehensible behavior.

Tuesday, December 27, 2005

Nother brother


Just met my cognate and I did not have feelings of contempt nor other negative or even positive emotions about him. I felt nothing, an absolute plain indifference. He is definitely out of my system.

We just happen to have had the same parents.

Monday, December 26, 2005

The ethical essence of an orthi


... is not about the choice between "good and bad" but between "allowed and prohibited".

Sunday, December 25, 2005

Online chess


I just played a stripper, she had a huge ...           
rating.

Tuesday, December 20, 2005

PROVIDIS insurances, highly recommended


"Dear Mr.Circum,

To our regret we have to inform you that although you have a legal aid insurance with us, we will not cover for any of your lawyer costs. We do not consider the ambulance trip to the hospital nor the police report or the various doctor reports a proof that the accident you claim to have had is the cause of your injuries. Once the causative connection between the accident and your injuries is proofed we will update you on our final standpoint.

With kind regards,

Insurance company PROVIDIS"




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An orthi, God unworthy


Claiming closer to God
then a goy or a frayer
nothing but a facade
in his frumm attire.

Sunday, December 18, 2005

Dai, dai, diddle do, I'm a swindling orthi Jew


There is a huge mistake in thinking that one who conscientiously follows Halacha automatically has high ethical standards. The way some frummers morally behave gives me feelings of vicarious shame.

I plead to make human ethics an obligated branch of studies at jeshiwas (and don’t forget to retrain the parents).

Friday, December 16, 2005

Reflections for sabbath (11)


Heaven or hell?

If two enemies meet in heaven is it because both of them are sent to hell?



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Reflections for sabbath (10)


Dupe your fellow man but eat glatt kosher!

or

Why do some orthodox Jews behave as if there wouldn't be a hell?



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A necrophilic gang bang

(little detail: this corpse ain't dead yet but alive and will be kicking)

Screw the guy who caused the accident for never informing how I am doing.
Screw his insurance company for declaring the €400 they paid till now as being sufficient to cover for everything.
Screw my insurance company for not wanting to pay for a lawyer to fight the other insurance company.
Screw my bank for immediately after my accident demanding a triple guarantee above all the warranties they already have.
Screw my business partner for his parasitic behavior.


How strange it may sound, there is no angriness in me.

I believe in my own strength.







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Wednesday, December 14, 2005

Sunday, December 11, 2005

I am not disappointed in people


... but in my estimate on some
and strengthened by the attitude of others
(both effecting my druthers).



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Saturday, December 10, 2005

Friday, December 09, 2005

AXA insurances, highly recommended


"Dear Mr.Circum,

We at AXA have the pleasure to announce you that the €400 you received till now, we find more then sufficient to cover for your broken bicycle, broken safety helmet, three broken ribs, ripped elbow, medical costs including the ambulance trip from the place of the accident to the hospital, your two-week hospital stay, whiplash, three months loss of income, and all other costs and inconveniences you might have had or might get.

Hoping to be at your service with this,

Sincerely,

Insurance company AXA"




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Thursday, December 08, 2005

Healing (2)


Healing? Healing?
We don't heal, we diagnose, we are doctors.
By the way, can you come again next week? There is this other cute test we can do.



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Healing (1)


Here are some pain pills.
Here are some sleeping pills.
Here are some stomach pills because you take too many pills.
Here are some uhm...... sorry for asking, but what were your complaints again?



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Complacent on inner balance


Reconciled poise
despite
disturbing dynamics.



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Circumspection or Circumvention?


Am I fooling myself?
Will the shock come later?
Am I really that strong?



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Tuesday, December 06, 2005

Hexcycle


One bicycle got run over
two got damaged
three got stolen.

The last one got damaged last night in an attempt to steal it.

Monday, December 05, 2005

It's not that eesy


How to valuate a neuropsychological report when the observing psychologist has made simple spelling mistakes?



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Saturday, December 03, 2005

Dr.Chacham proudly proclaims:


“After weeks of thoroughly taken series of tests, we came to the conclusion that you must have hurt your neck during the accident.”



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Friday, December 02, 2005

Reflections for sabbath (9)


Esau is such a stupid schmuck, every year he steps in the same shit. He just doesn't deserve any better.



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Thursday, December 01, 2005

One year of blogging


Through literal excretion
maturing cognitive accretion.

(disburden by writing bull)