If I was god, I would say: (01)

I AM GOD ALMIGHTY,
BE FRUITFUL AND MULTIPLY
SOLVE YOUR OWN PROBLEMS AND LEAVE ME ALONE!

(I got real sick of all your moaning, complaining, bootlicking and begging. Especially the glorifying pisses me off as if you see me as a child that needs its self esteem to be lifted up by your compliments.)