Wednesday, April 30, 2008

"You wanna play waf?"

... my youngest son in his impersonation of Tony Montana.

Sunday, April 13, 2008

Scam artists from Nigeria and Indonesia

My dear sir,

Over the years we have managed to build a system that detects scam artists even when they are polite. And it is surprising, although one wouldn't expect it, but the rotten smell of some of the mails we get is hardly bearable. So in answer to your mail and to cut a long story short: sorry but we do not sell nor ship to Indonesia or Nigeria. This message will be the most energy we'll put into your inquiry. However, feel free to contact us again whenever you move to a country of better reputation. In the meantime we would appreciate it highly to not hear from you again.

With kind regards,

Sunday, April 06, 2008

Saturday, April 05, 2008

Morons I have to live with

I don’t trust Jews.” It has been a long time since I heard something like that about me and it really felt strange to hear it again yesterday. It gave me an uneasy feeling as I didn’t really know how to react to it. My first inner reaction was one of anger. Later I realized it tells more about the guy who said it then about me. It made me sad the rest of the day and I still haven't figured out how or if to deal with him in the future.

Chassidim or gnomes?

Whenever I see a group of Chassidim it makes me think of cute little black dressed wheelbarrowless worshipping gnomes.

Thursday, April 03, 2008

I believe in god...

... and people who believe in gnomes make me grin.