Thursday, November 30, 2006

Midlife crisis? (been there, done that)


Don't be afraid to peel your layers and dig for yourself your self.







To the first post in the "Midlife" sequence.

Tuesday, November 28, 2006

Monday, November 27, 2006

Sunday, November 26, 2006

The chosen?


I do not think Esau would have given us that name.


Saturday, November 25, 2006

Bright and religious (02)


Mental contortionists.


Friday, November 24, 2006

Thursday, November 23, 2006

Since I found out about my high IQ


I no longer make stupid mistakes...


I now err intelligently.


Friday, November 17, 2006

So, you want to work for me?



French solicitant: "Yes"

Boss Circum: "And you speak English?"

French solicitant: "Yes"

Boss Circum: "Are you married?"

French solicitant: "Yes"

Boss Circum: "You have children?"

French solicitant: "Yes"

Boss Circum: "How many?"

French solicitant: "Yes"



Friday, November 10, 2006

Have you become more aggressive since your accident?




"NO, DAMMIT!"
(If something pisses me off it must be this question)








To the next post in the "Accident" sequence.

Thursday, November 09, 2006

Israel: a failed experiment


(no need to say more)





Saturday, November 04, 2006

Shabbes Treat (2)


Fried grasshoppers (aperitif)
Preparation time: 30 minutes

Ingredients:
3 grasshoppers per person (size: L - XL)
2 cloves garlic, crushed
olive oil
fresh lemon juice
1 peanut per grasshopper
salt, pepper
chili (optional)

- Put living grasshoppers in fridge for half an hour.
- Remove legs, head, wings, and guts.
- Put the peanuts in the bodies (one each)
- Pan-roast the bodies over a high heat for ± 10 minutes or until they turn red.
- Add the lemon juice, salt and garlic and serve immediately.

Beteavon!


Friday, November 03, 2006

Modesty is our middle name


A man from a promotion team makes polaroid pictures of people walking by. An orthodox jewish mother passes, four toddlers around her and one in the buggy. The man gives her the picture he just took from one of her kids.

I understand from her gestures that she wants pictures of her other kids too.



A priest asks the barber who just did his hair how much he has to pay. The barber answers "Nothing father, I don't ask money from clergymen." The next day the priest sends the barber a golden cross as thanks. A few days later a rabbi walks in and has his hair cut. The barber answers in the same manner to the question as how much it should cost. A few days later the rabbi sends four other rabbis.