Friday, November 03, 2006

Modesty is our middle name

A man from a promotion team makes polaroid pictures of people walking by. An orthodox jewish mother passes, four toddlers around her and one in the buggy. The man gives her the picture he just took from one of her kids.

I understand from her gestures that she wants pictures of her other kids too.

A priest asks the barber who just did his hair how much he has to pay. The barber answers "Nothing father, I don't ask money from clergymen." The next day the priest sends the barber a golden cross as thanks. A few days later a rabbi walks in and has his hair cut. The barber answers in the same manner to the question as how much it should cost. A few days later the rabbi sends four other rabbis.

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