Fortis Bank highly recommended

Fortis:
"Dear Mr.Circum,
We have the pleasure to inform you that referring to art 521.275 sub.456/b §78-15A of our special hidden conditions we hereby end our relationship ... blah ... blah ... blah ... sub 17 article whatever ... blah ... blah ... blah ... emphasizing attachement 38885.98-a of document 89/876/1887 ... blah ... blah ... blah ... in addition, documents ... blah ... blah ... blah ... describing in detail ... blah ... blah ... blah ... appended later to this contract ... blah ... blah ... blah ... fine print in white ink ... blah ... blah ... blah ... therefore we present you our final invoice."

Circum:
"Show me that contract please."

Fortis:
"Dear Mr.Circum,
We really must insist that referring to art 521.275 sub.456/b §78-15A of our special hidden conditions, especially those of ... blah ... blah ... blah ... sub 17 article whatever ... etc. etc. etc. So you must pay!"

Circum:
"Screw you."

Fortis:
"Ok, then you don't have to pay."






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