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Maar wat dan wel?

I would divide atheists in non-theists and absentheists

“Non” as in “non-existent” for those who do not want to answer the god-question and “absent” as in "not here, not now" for those who do answer the god-question.

I am not an atheist

I rather call myself a non-theist. Calling myself an atheist would imply that the choice of believing or not is part of my system. Since I find the whole god concept too primitive to consider I do not even want to lower myself to that question. Call it haughtiness or whatever you want, but it is not, I am just years ahead of you and yours.

Thank god!

... I'm an atheist.

It is easy to stop smoking

I do it regularly.

Renaming "self-hating"

I suggest we call it "vicarious-truly-ashamed".

Decoding god (or how "god" equals "prozac")

(a=1, b=2, c=3 etc.)

god=7.15.4
7x15x4=420
4+2+0=6
god=6

prozac=16.18+15.26+1.3
288+390+3=681
6+8+1=15
1+5=6
prozac=6

god = 6 = prozac

god = prozac

Holy shit

(multiple-choice)

"As long as you cannot proof the nonexistence of ........ I will stay a believer."

A) gnomes
B) dragons
C) god
D) hobbits
E) the tooth fairy

Willy Will (donor codicil)

Besides my organs that I donate for transplantation after my passing, I am also including my penis.


(this will ensure me of some fun in the afterlife)

Belittling “the others”

To the believers all others are non-believers (who call themselves rationalists).
To the rationalists all others are irrationalists (who call themselves believers).