With an IQ like mine I know a lot

(but my wife knows everything better)

Last night I went to my first Mensa meeting

I was astonished, they are just like real people.

Since I found out about my high IQ

I no longer make stupid mistakes...


I now err intelligently.

Über-chacham

For someone as highly gifted as me it is obvious that the intelligence test, that revealed my high IQ, is rubbish.




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Smarties

Dear Mr.Circum,

It is with great pleasure that we inform you that you are not entitled to receive any compensation for your brain injury nor for the loss of your higher cognitive functions that were a result of your head trauma caused by your accident last year. According to the court's psychologist who examined you for 6 hours you are highly gifted, and thus you are still way above average and have nothing to complain.

Sincerely, The Court's Doctor









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