I believe...

God can't exist...

period

Iran's statement on global warming

"It's the Jews' fault, kill them!"

Iran's statement on the Pope's clumsy remark

"Kill the Jews!"

Declare that we are peaceful or we will kill you!

(Indignant Muslim reaction to Pope's comments that Islam is violent)

Doctors can do so much these days!

This one retroactively changed my three broken ribs into just one ...




... in his report.






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Opium for the masses (2)

Aren't all religions paganism to a rational mind?

Über-chacham

For someone as highly gifted as me it is obvious that the intelligence test, that revealed my high IQ, is rubbish.




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Wise men say...

Dear Mr.Circum,

It is with great pleasure that I inform you that I, in my immeasurable wisdom, have decided that you, while in the hospital recuperating from your accident, were still competent to work for 75%.

Sincerely, The Court's Doctor






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Smarties

Dear Mr.Circum,

It is with great pleasure that we inform you that you are not entitled to receive any compensation for your brain injury nor for the loss of your higher cognitive functions that were a result of your head trauma caused by your accident last year. According to the court's psychologist who examined you for 6 hours you are highly gifted, and thus you are still way above average and have nothing to complain.

Sincerely, The Court's Doctor









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When Iran does not comply with EU deadline over nuclear issue...

Then, then..... the EU will set another deadline!

That'll show them we're serious. Hah!

Iran's statement on today's air blaze

"It's the Jews' fault, kill them!"