Iran's statement on today's earthquake

Kill the Jews!

Genesis revised (3)

And God said: “let there be cancer” and God saw that it was good.

Opium for the masses

Why do you choose to believe?

Genesis revised (2)

And God said: “let all religions fight each other” and God saw that it was good.

Holy shit

Seven bad years, seven worse years.



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Accident aftermath (12)

Being a burden to my wife and kids
and it hurts.



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"What is a virgin?"

I just heard my 9 year old daughter asking her 17 year old brother that question. He answered: “That is somebody who has not been driving a car yet.”

Genesis revised

And God said: “let there be misery” and God saw that it was good.

Godverdomme

...and that's what He did...



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I want my life back!

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Six months since my accident.

Throwing up/a party!



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Accident aftermath (11)

So far, this must be the worst millenium I've ever had.



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Wafa Sultan: an Arab woman with balls

Wow!

Till 120!

A kloleh in disguise.



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Accident aftermath (10)

My natural waning seems to be in higher gear.



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My Purim disguise:

I'll wear a yarmulke.

I feel happy

Every morning when I wake up
There's just one feeling I feel
I hear the birds and I see the sun
I can't believe it's for real.

I feel so crappy
So very, very crappy
I'm the crappiest monster you'll ever see
There's no one as crappy as me.



Freely rendered from "So Happy" by Sesame Street.



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Humorous suicide bomber:

"Pull my finger?"

Accident aftermath (9)

My character and intelligence, the once so solid foundations of my existence, are quaking.

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Raison d'etre

My loved ones

for them
I am

for them
I'll be.

Accident aftermath (8)

I knew I would have dips, but eight days on a row is a bit too much.



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