Holiday happiness day 12

How to be a tour-guide for dummies
A five-minute course on how to become a professional tour-guide.

Part one
Smile, say good morning to the dummies, brag about your magnificent country and mention the tip box.

Part two
$mile, offer the dummies some overpriced drinks, brag some more about your illuminated country and mention the tip box.

Part three
Smi£e, show the dummies a pile of old rocks and stones, make up a story about it, keep bragging about your dazzling country and mention the tip box.

Part four
Smil€, bring the dummies to the local jeweler, leather house, carpet factory or any other merchant you can make a good commission deal with, do not stop bragging about your unbelievable fantastic country and mention the tip box.

Part five
$mi£€, bring the dummies back to their hotel while bragging about the modest mentality of the people of your country and mention the tip box.

Did we mention the importance of the tip box yet?

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