Fortis Bank highly recommended

Fortis:
"Dear Mr.Circum,
We have the pleasure to inform you that referring to art 521.275 sub.456/b §78-15A of our special hidden conditions we hereby end our relationship ... blah ... blah ... blah ... sub 17 article whatever ... blah ... blah ... blah ... emphasizing attachement 38885.98-a of document 89/876/1887 ... blah ... blah ... blah ... in addition, documents ... blah ... blah ... blah ... describing in detail ... blah ... blah ... blah ... appended later to this contract ... blah ... blah ... blah ... fine print in white ink ... blah ... blah ... blah ... therefore we present you our final invoice."

Circum:
"Show me that contract please."

Fortis:
"Dear Mr.Circum,
We really must insist that referring to art 521.275 sub.456/b §78-15A of our special hidden conditions, especially those of ... blah ... blah ... blah ... sub 17 article whatever ... etc. etc. etc. So you must pay!"

Circum:
"Screw you."

Fortis:
"Ok, then you don't have to pay."






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Accident aftermath (13)

Tomorrow I'm visiting a dietician for the second time this month.
I've lost already 45 euros.



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100% kosher with Pesach

... but not necessarily stopping for a red light.

Iran’s nuclear aspirations

Iran wants to have a nuclear bomb and the USA want to give them one.
I don’t see the problem here.

Interesting test

Touch the center of the target with your forefinger (mouse won't work) and drag the image to the left or right of your screen.

(If not working, click here.)