Showing posts with label psychiatrist. Show all posts
Showing posts with label psychiatrist. Show all posts

Monday, December 05, 2005

It's not that eesy


How to valuate a neuropsychological report when the observing psychologist has made simple spelling mistakes?



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Saturday, November 05, 2005

Non-suggestive multiple choice mental test


Q: Do you think your accident is something you deserved?

1) yes
2) absolutely
3) no doubt about it
4) most probably

Q: Do you think nobody loves you?

1) yes
2) absolutely
3) no doubt about it
4) most probably



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It's all in the mind


To keep my room mate from hearing our conversation, the psychiatrist closed the thin textile curtain that devides the room in two.



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Thursday, November 03, 2005

Mind you


My neurologist wants me to do a memory test coming Friday. It will be given by the hospital psychiatrist.

The same one who forgot to come here yesterday.



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Wednesday, November 02, 2005

No Really?


"Mr.Circum, the effects of this accident are just in your brain."




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Tuesday, November 01, 2005

St.Doctor


Nothing was found
I just think I can't walk.
It's a real miracle
I don't even have to go to Lourdes anymore.



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Monday, February 14, 2005

Being ridiculous


"I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous, everyone hasn't met me yet."
- Rodney Dangerfield (1921 - 2004)