My next blog

... will be with pictures of people's faces when I tell them about my hobby.

Weapons of mass destruction threat

Just wondering...

The sources warning for Iran's atomic bomb ambitions are these the same as those who informed us about Iraq's weapons of mass destruction?

Modesty is our middle name

A man from a promotion team makes polaroid pictures of people walking by. An orthodox jewish mother passes, four toddlers around her and one in the buggy. The man gives her the picture he just took from one of her kids.

I understand from her gestures that she wants pictures of her other kids too.

A priest asks the barber who just did his hair how much he has to pay. The barber answers "Nothing father, I don't ask money from clergymen." The next day the priest sends the barber a golden cross as thanks. A few days later a rabbi walks in and has his hair cut. The barber answers in the same manner to the question as how much it should cost. A few days later the rabbi sends four other rabbis.

Gutspah-ponem

Two yeshiwa schnorrers came in today.
One of them smoking a cigarette while walking in…
not even bothering asking if he could smoke or not.
His arrogant body language annoyed me tremendously.

He obviously believes in God, thinking he can raise money like that.

Party time

The pretentious "High Born"
their shallow goal to adorn
outsiders scorn.
Whilst I, before forlorn
choose to be alone in the crowd
amazed by the prattle they sputter out.