My deal with god

He won't interfere in my business and I won't do religion.

Short rhyme by multilingual non-theist

C'est mieux sans dieu.

The Emperor's clothes

“Daddy what is the Holy Virgin?” my youngest daughter asked me. I explained her that she is Mary, the mother of Jesus. Then she asked: “But she was his mother, how can she be a virgin?”. So I told her that that was just the miracle of the whole thing. She started giggling and asked me if grown-up people really believed that...

Can't you believe in a god and be quiet about it?

That you believe in a god I don't mind, it's your decision. But it annoys me when you bring your god into most conversations and correspondences. It's almost if you are reassuring yourself that your god exists by bringing it up all the time. There is no need to convince me that you believe in a god and it has no added value other then to yourself.

Anyway, that's my belief.

The old god is just a fear reflex

It seems that in our society the (individual colored) god image is turning into a methaphore for good ethical behaviour. Can we see this as a sign of our evolution?

Does your god have a sense of humor?

... just wondering.

If I was god, I would say: (02)

I AM GOD ALMIGHTY,
BE FRUITFUL AND MULTIPLY
SOLVE YOUR OWN PROBLEMS AND LEAVE ME ALONE!


(P.S. I DON'T EVEN EXIST!)

Atheists all countries unite!

Power to the people!

If I was god, I would say: (01)

I AM GOD ALMIGHTY,
BE FRUITFUL AND MULTIPLY
SOLVE YOUR OWN PROBLEMS AND LEAVE ME ALONE!

(I got real sick of all your moaning, complaining, bootlicking and begging. Especially the glorifying pisses me off as if you see me as a child that needs its self esteem to be lifted up by your compliments.)

Agnosticism is cowardism

While (most) religious people are sincere in their fallacy, agnostics are believers in doubt keeping up enlightened appearances.

Thank god!

... I'm an atheist.

Decoding god (or how "god" equals "prozac")

(a=1, b=2, c=3 etc.)

god=7.15.4
7x15x4=420
4+2+0=6
god=6

prozac=16.18+15.26+1.3
288+390+3=681
6+8+1=15
1+5=6
prozac=6

god = 6 = prozac

god = prozac

Holy shit

(multiple-choice)

"As long as you cannot proof the nonexistence of ........ I will stay a believer."

A) gnomes
B) dragons
C) god
D) hobbits
E) the tooth fairy

Ha ha ha ha

Laughing believer: “Real funny how heathen prove the existence of their god.”

In the beginning

Perhaps the god-idea finds it origin in man’s genetic blueprint of a parent model and marks an evolutionary phase between our animalistic past and a rational world to be?

God does exist!

"God does exist."

"God does not exist."

"God does exist."

"God does not exist."

"God does exist."





"Hmmmmm... ok.... let me fetch another flower."

The concept "god" (04)

... needed thus invented.

The concept "god" (02)

...unburdens.

Holy hoax!

religion

The concept "god"

Not bad but like other human inventions, subject to severe misuse.