Er is er één jarig, hoera, hoera!

En dat vinden wij allemaal prettig
ja ja

But do you really like your b-day present?

Mrs.Circum: “Happy birthday dear and here is my present for you.”

Mr.Circum: {unwrapping}

Mr.Circum: "Ah that's a nice present, a beauty-case! Really beautiful! Thank you!”

Mrs.Circum: “Yes now you don't need those two old toilet-bags anymore and look, there is even a loose mirror inside. Don't you like it?”

Mr.Circum: "Yes dear it's really nice”

Mrs.Circum: "Do you really like it?"

Mr.Circum: "Yes dear I really like it.”

Mrs.Circum: "But do you really, really like it?"

Mr.Circum: "Yes dear, I really like it. But perhaps it's a bit too big as it will take up almost half the space in my suitcase. I think the two old bags I use now are more practical."

Mrs.Circum: "Do you want me to bring it back?"

Mr.Circum: "It all depends, if it costed more then €100 then I think perhaps it’s better to bring it back."

Mrs.Circum: {ignoring husband for rest of the day}



ps 1
I should have listened to my youngest son who was secretly hitting my leg when she asked it, trying to tell me to be carefull with my answer.

ps 2
It's that I'm not rancorous, otherwise I would give her a drilling machine for her birthday

You don't have to buy me a big present...

...there are small expensive things too.

Celebrating birthdays is a social imposed event

... religious customs alike.

My birthday

This must have been the first year that I didn’t dislike the fact that it was my birthday. It always emphasized how little real friends I have. Also the fact to be reminded getting older was also something I didn’t like. I guess I found peace in my situation as a lone wolf.

Birthday at Yom Kippur

Cheapest party I ever gave.

Happy B-day Circum!

My sadistic guardian angel, in its unfathomable wisdom, found it necessary to give me an accident for my birthday. I drove my bicycle and got run over by a car. Maybe my angel needed a break and gave me enough pain to last his vacation.

Oh the joy I have, living.

To the next post in the "Accident" sequence.