Showing posts with label bank. Show all posts
Showing posts with label bank. Show all posts
Friday, October 10, 2008
Thursday, October 09, 2008
Wednesday, October 01, 2008
Tuesday, September 30, 2008
No joy is bigger
Dear Fortis Intensive Care Unit,
It is with great pleasure that I found out about the difficulties your bank is in right now. In case you need any advice feel free to contact me. I do have some of your old letters to me that could serve as a good source of inspiration to me.
Perverse delightedly yours,
Circumspection
It is with great pleasure that I found out about the difficulties your bank is in right now. In case you need any advice feel free to contact me. I do have some of your old letters to me that could serve as a good source of inspiration to me.
Perverse delightedly yours,
Circumspection
Wednesday, July 30, 2008
Wednesday, April 26, 2006
Fortis Bank highly recommended
Fortis:
"Dear Mr.Circum,
We have the pleasure to inform you that referring to art 521.275 sub.456/b §78-15A of our special hidden conditions we hereby end our relationship ... blah ... blah ... blah ... sub 17 article whatever ... blah ... blah ... blah ... emphasizing attachement 38885.98-a of document 89/876/1887 ... blah ... blah ... blah ... in addition, documents ... blah ... blah ... blah ... describing in detail ... blah ... blah ... blah ... appended later to this contract ... blah ... blah ... blah ... fine print in white ink ... blah ... blah ... blah ... therefore we present you our final invoice."
Circum:
"Show me that contract please."
Fortis:
"Dear Mr.Circum,
We really must insist that referring to art 521.275 sub.456/b §78-15A of our special hidden conditions, especially those of ... blah ... blah ... blah ... sub 17 article whatever ... etc. etc. etc. So you must pay!"
Circum:
"Screw you."
Fortis:
"Ok, then you don't have to pay."
To the next post in the "Accident" sequence.
Friday, December 16, 2005
A necrophilic gang bang
(little detail: this corpse ain't dead yet but alive and will be kicking)
Screw the guy who caused the accident for never informing how I am doing.
Screw his insurance company for declaring the €400 they paid till now as being sufficient to cover for everything.
Screw my insurance company for not wanting to pay for a lawyer to fight the other insurance company.
Screw my bank for immediately after my accident demanding a triple guarantee above all the warranties they already have.
Screw my business partner for his parasitic behavior.
How strange it may sound, there is no angriness in me.
I believe in my own strength.
To the next post in the "Accident" sequence.
Screw the guy who caused the accident for never informing how I am doing.
Screw his insurance company for declaring the €400 they paid till now as being sufficient to cover for everything.
Screw my insurance company for not wanting to pay for a lawyer to fight the other insurance company.
Screw my bank for immediately after my accident demanding a triple guarantee above all the warranties they already have.
Screw my business partner for his parasitic behavior.
How strange it may sound, there is no angriness in me.
I believe in my own strength.
To the next post in the "Accident" sequence.
Thursday, November 10, 2005
The end of my future as I knew it?
No comic inspiration today. Have to drag myself to a meeting with the bank. Will my business survive or will the bank unplug it? The foresight of not being able to work for months doesn't really help me here.
To the next post in the "Accident" sequence.
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